A Physician's Portable Demonstration Model Of Bureaucratic Procrastination Rhinophyma, Or Diplomatic Strawberry Conkitis
In diplomatic Mandarins excessive and uncontrollable fear of carrying out tasks of any importance in a prompt manner combined with disruption of common sense in uncommon prose leads to rosy engorgement of the nose, acute perquisitis and tax-free dementia.
Incubation: 2-5 years. Spread: written-oral. Approximately 99% become chronic carriers. Presentation: intellectual constipation combined with logorrhoea. Diagnosis: G&T culture. Treatment: with caution and a pinch of salt.